Quotes of the week
I think the last days of Rome were more fun
Treasury Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is asked
whether Downing Street chaos
felt like the final days of the Roman Empire Keep calm and visit Ukraine Tourism chiefs try to attract visitors to the country despite the looming threat of a
Russian invasion It’s an unpleasant but necessary job… like fixing the drains Ex No10 aide
Dominic Cummings
pledges to continue his campaign
to oust Boris Johnson I’m a bit of a nutter. I’ll definitely wear a helmet next time
Simon Cowell breaks his arm in his second
e-bike crash in 18 months Being in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and having absolutely no one around to help if something goes wrong makes you feel like Superwoman Jessica Oliver and her friend Charlotte Harris
become the fastest female rowing pair to
cross the Atlantic An Englishman’s home is his castle and my castle starts at that front gate
Farmer Robert Hooper is cleared of
criminal damage and dangerous driving after rolling a car off his land with a tractor I hope the deal will turn out lovely jubbly for us. Maybe this time next year we’ll be millionaires Self-styled Del Boy
businessman Karl Baxter tries to
flog royal crockery
bearing the word Jubbly
instead of Jubilee following a translation
error in China