TAKE THEORY TEST AT BOURNEMOUTH

FANS of FA Cup banana skins won’t find much appealing when Boreham Wood go to Bournemouth. No chance to snoop around a fifth-tier ground (6.30pm, ITV) or hear some flimsy local trivia from a hard-pedalling TV commentator as his damp squib sputters...

That’s a shame, as I dimly recall there’s an oddly high number of driving-test centres up Boreham’s way. Commentary factoid-fun writes itself.

But let’s park that and focus on what gear the Cherries will select. Observing the signals and manoeuvres from boss

Scott Parker (right) in round three

I reckon he’ll ride the brake again.

Which is a roundabout way of indicating 11/10 (Paddy) ‘second is highest scoring half’ for the bet.