Quotes of the week

I Will Survive

Boris Johnson sings the

1978 Gloria Gaynor anthem to No 10 aides

while discussing his strategy to cling to power He is to cooking what Posh was to singing

A critic likens budding chef

Brooklyn Beckham’s culinary skills

to his mum’s vocal abilities in the

Spice Girls When people resort to personal attacks it shows they have not got an argument to make

Foreign

Secretary

Liz Truss

hits back after her Russian counterpart Sergey Lavrov likens

their meeting on the Ukraine crisis to talking

to a deaf person John who?

A Tory MP

dismisses ex-premier John Major’s

partygate attack on the PM It’s not a good thing for Wayne to be unsupervised Coleen Rooney speaks out about husband Wayne’s cheating

and drinking Banksy isn’t Welsh

Art dealer John Brandler says his plans to house a Banksy mural in Port Talbot were rejected because the

artist isn’t Welsh I won’t watch anything else. You certainly won’t find me watching Home and Away Neighbours superfan Ben

Fenlon vows to re-watch every single episode after

it was axed by Channel 5

Hope you soon return to Spain but be more careful. Buenos dias

Spanish authorities

return British holidaymaker Paul Bishop’s false teeth, nearly 11 years after he

lost them in Benidorm