Quotes of the week

Let’s see what you’re made of, son. Beers are on me if you bring her in... Bosh!

Big Jet TV host Jerry Dyer live streams video of planes trying to land at Heathrow during Storm

Eunice The public have heard enough about him and enough from him. They need to hear no more

A royal source says Prince Andrew remains in disgrace after settling his

sex abuse lawsuit I may be male and pale but I’m still at the top of my game Eamonn

Holmes blasts ITV over his ousting from

This Morning Call that a party? Abba and a cheeseboard? We’re a laughing stock

Liam

Gallagher is scathing

about

Downing

Street lockdown parties This is going to turn my hair grey Embroiderer Mia

Hansson spends six years creating a full-size

Bayeux Tapestry replica and she’s only halfway

through the project Before I bank the cheque, are you 100 per cent certain you can afford this?

A Northern Powergrid customer thanks the firm after it accidentally sends

him a £2.3trillion compensation cheque for

storm damage It was the first time they’d written ‘riding a penny farthing’ on an accident report form Broadcaster Jeremy

is treated by medics after falling off his penny

farthing