Sajid’s tennis advice serves Djokovic right

Sajid Javid warned Novak Djokovic to “think again” about his refusal to have the vaccine. That should work because Novak Djokovic takes most of his advice from the British Cabinet.

Last year, he called Michael Gove to ask how he could improve his serve. Gove told him Britain was ready to take the opportunities available now we’d left the EU, and two weeks later Djokovic won Wimbledon.

Before that, he rang Jacob ReesMogg and asked how he could beat Rafael Nadal on a clay court. Mogg suggested playing in a double-breasted jacket and employing a butler to play the second set for him. So I’m sure Sajid Javid’s comments will make all the

difference.