You must be Gavin a laugh

Gavin Williamson, the ex-minister who was sacked twice for worldrecord-breaking displays of gormlessness, has been knighted.

As education minister he ruined a whole year’s exam results for students.

He announced that he’d met Marcus Rashford when he’d actually met rugby player

Maro

Itoje.

So now there will be lots of fun, as ministers try to get knighted by accidentally throwing all the Bank of

England’s gold into the North

Sea, or asking Emmanuel Macron if he’s bitten any virgins today, because they’ve mixed him up with Dracula.

You’d have to be really, REALLY stupid to beat Williamson so it will be a thrilling contest.