Quotes of the week

“We will not give up… We will fight in the sea and in the air, we will fight in the forests and fields, on the shores and in the streets.”Ukraine

leader Volodymyr Zelensky echoes Winston Churchill in his video address

to Parliament “She’s there, she’s bold, she’s beautiful – it’s everything I’d ever dreamed of.” Maritime archaeologist Mensun

Bound finds the wreck of explorer

Ernest Shackleton’s ship, Endurance, 107 years after it sank under the Antarctic ice “Forgive the humour, but I suspect Ukraine would win Eurovision this year even if its entry were the Ukranian national anthem played on a xylophone and kazoo.”

Labour MP Chris Bryant says Ukraine must be favourites to win after Russia were booted

out of the contest

“They are getting bigger.”

Artist Tracey Emin, already “married” to a lump of rock in her garden, is asked about the triplets – three smaller stones – that she’s adopted

“Liam keeps the flame alive.”

Noel Gallagher says Oasis still sells loads of vinyl records thanks to his brother playing their

songs at solo gigs

“Oh my God, I’m slipping into an American accent and I don’t know why!”

Brit actress Lily James ends up sounding like Baywatch star Pamela

Anderson after playing her on screen.

“I am 40 year overnight success story.”

Great Pottery Throw Down star Keith Brymer-Jones

on his newfound fame