No Botox? Cam off it

There was another scandal this week in Qatar.

After an annual beauty contest for camels, the winner of the £200,000 prize is being investigated, as he may have injected his camel with Botox.

I expect there were rumours all along, as the other camels sneered “those humps aren’t natural, she was a size 12 last year. And that spit is 90% plastic, she’s disgusting”.