Haven’ts v Haves
THIS afternoon’s most exciting live TV match is the Haven’ts v the Haves... yes, that’s right, it’s Chelsea v Newcastle.
If ever a game encapsulated the vicissitudes of life in the Prem, this is the one.
At the start of the season, Chelsea were title contenders, defending the Champions League – and one of the richest clubs in the world.
Today, they’re sending round a kitty just in case they beat Lille in their Champions League last-16 second-leg tie