Quotes of the week

Don’t believe propaganda. They are lying to you

TV editor Marina Ovsyannikova stages antiwar protest during Russia’s prime time news Is that mummy? Seven-year-old Gabriella

Zaghari-Ratcliffe is reunited with her mum, Nazanin, after

the aid worker’s six-year detention

in Iran

I don’t think I’d had cheese with a Bonio biscuit before

Ex-minister Alan Johnson reveals he once

accidentally ate dog biscuits intended for the

Queen’s corgis at a Windsor Castle lunch Oh, come on, some stories have surprise endings, don’t they?

Joanna Scanlan beats Lady Gaga to win Best Actress at the BAFTAs

He said it’s like dancing with a tree

TV host Lorraine Kelly

is taken through her paces by Strictly’s

Anton Du Beke I don’t fully understand the whole idea that when people get married the woman loses their name Lewis Hamilton adopts mum Carmen’s maiden

name Larbalestier

It’s ruined my sex life

Three Degrees singer Sheila Ferguson says being romantically linked to Prince Charles put men

off dating her We’ve had suggestions of Justin Beaver for the male and Sigourney Beaver for the female. They’d better like each other Enfield council reintroduces beavers to London with a competition to name them