It’s hell, see, at Chelsea

Chelsea can’t trade, because of their owner’s alleged links to Putin.

One sanction is they can “only” spend £20,000 on travel for each away match. So Chelsea objected this wasn’t enough for their match against Middlesbrough.

TWENTY GRAND

ISN’T ENOUGH TO

GET TO F ****** MIDDLESBROUGH?!

How do they normally get there? On a magic carpet sewn out of flamingo feathers?

Do they hire Beyonce to push them in a wheelbarrow?

Do they buy a fleet of planes that fly in a 4-3-3 formation so they’re familiar with the pattern before the game starts?

The must be grateful they didn’t have to go anywhere really exclusive, like Sunderland.