Quotes of the week

Are you in this mess because you don’t know what you’re doing or are you just a shameless criminal?

Labour MP Darren Jones

quizzes P&O boss Peter Hebblethwaite, pictured,

after he admitted breaking the law by axing ferry workers without

notice How many foreign secretaries does it take for someone to come home? Five…

Nazanin ZaghariRatcliffe criticises the Government for failing to secure her release from

Iran earlier We intend to attain our true ambitions... as an independent, prosperous country

Jamaican PM Andrew Holness tells the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge that his island wants to become

a republic

I just know that I’m absolutely spent

World No1 women’s tennis player Ash

Barty announces her shock retirement As I’m rather deaf, it’s going to be hard hearing the bloody questions Roger Daltry has second thoughts about including an audience Q&A in his

next tour It lasted for years and was a sign of madness Ex-Newsnight host Jeremy Paxman says his obsession with politics has ended Now we have to do it for real

The Archers’ Charles Collingwood – Brian Aldridge in the soap – says technical advances mean radio actors can no longer fake kissing by

pecking their hand

What a goal!

Gary Clarke

films his goalkeeper son Charlie’s long-range winner for

Gedling Southbank Under-12 Panthers in a

video that goes viral