War a way to toe the parties line

Apparently the parties that took place in Downing Street during the time we weren’t allowed to have parties don’t matter now, because there’s a war on.

Twenty people have been fined – for breaking the rules that were set by the people who were at the parties.

Now the Government says we shouldn’t even mention it, because there’s a war on.

Every criminal should try this. In court they should say: “Your honour, are we going to make a fuss because I broke into a bank with a shotgun, while there’s a war on?”

And the judge will see sense and let him go.