Quotes of the week

This is not just a slippery slope. It’s the bottom of the slope

ITV political

editor Robert Peston blasts the PM for not resigning

over Partygate I want to get better so I can see the Stones this summer - limping along on one leg in an orthopaedic boot is not a rock ‘n’ roll look

Ex model

Jo Wood spends

Easter nursing a broken leg after falling

down a staircase at ex-husband Ronnie’s

home

Google it, mate

Aussie Green Party leader Adam Bandt responds to a journalist’s

question about wages I wanted to teach others the basics. All my stuff, anybody could do

Delia Smith says

her proudest achievement is helping readers pick up

cooking

Just setting up my twttr

A digital copy of the first tweet that sold for £2.2m last year attracts bids of

just £5,000 after going under the hammer again

It doesn’t half feel good when those curse words let fly

TV presenter

Eamonn Holmes says swearing helps ease his chronic

back pain

I am thinking more rubber … more latex, and more sweating

Britain’s Got Talent judge Amanda Holden vows to keep wearing revealing

outfits on the show