Tory bore is right on cue

One morning I was watching Ronnie O’Sullivan gently caressing snooker balls into the pockets.

Then came an announcement: “We are leaving the snooker to go to Politics Live.”

And up popped an MP called Sir Robert Buckland whittering on about the Government’s achievements.

It was like someone saying: “That’s enough of Beethoven’s 5th Symphony.

“Now let’s hear a dustcart reversing for three miles.”