NEIL’S FIVE MUST-SEE GAMES

» Today: Everton v Chelsea Premier League, 2pm, Sky Sports Main Event

» Tuesday: Villarreal v Liverpool Champions League semi-final 2nd leg, 8pm, BT Sport 2

» Wednesday: Real Madrid v Manchester City, Champions League semi-final 2nd leg, 8pm, BT Sport 2

» Thursday: Eintracht Frankfurt v West Ham, Europa League semifinal 2nd leg, 8pm, BT Sport 1

» Saturday: Liverpool v Spurs Prem League, 7.45pm, SS ME

of their superb nicknames – ‘Launische Diva’ (Moody Diva) or, my favourite, ‘Schlappekicker’ (Slipper Kickers)?

Faites vos jeux, Moyesie! The main banquet after the liveners is, of course, the Scousers’ and Citeh’s bid for mastery of Europe.

Wednesday’s Citeh game at the Bernabeu promises to be an unmissable lavish repast after the first leg.

Perhaps aptly, Tuesday night sees the team from Liverpool try to sink The Yellow Submarine.

Herr Klopp must then fortify his troops for yet another Herculean effort against Signor Conte’s men in a 7.45pm kick-off next Saturday evening.

Tuck in!