Quotes of the week

First time I’ve voted Labour since an equally glorious May morning in 1997 Ex-Tory minister

Nick Boles casts his vote in Thursday’s

elections Now it’s time for an older woman to take the reins

Anne Robinson, 77, quits

as Countdown presenter I’m just glad one Englishman has got something out of the game

Ex England goalie Peter

Shilton congratulates fellow player Steve

Hodge for flogging Diego Maradona’s Hand

of God shirt for £7.1m Who is Lorraine?

Boris Johnson claims not to have heard of daytime TV

host Lorraine Kelly I don’t think I have the words. And if I did I would probably be advised not to say them

Cinderella star Carrie Hope

Fletcher learns on social

media that the Andrew Lloyd Webber show has been cancelled Crikey O’Reilly, slap my face and call me Charley Simon Le Bon welcomes Duran Duran’s induction into the Rock & Roll

Hall of Fame Will ‘I was looking at tractors’ become a national catchphrase? Comedian David Baddiel pokes fun at porn shame

MP Neil Parish Imagine being a gentle soul called Eunice and having to live the rest of your life associated with vile weather, fallen telegraph poles, crushed cars and damaged sea defences

Alan Titchmarsh says he isn’t a

fan of naming storms I haven’t followed the script, have I? Shop worker Ellis Cross beats four time Olympic champ Mo Farah in the

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