IT’S A TALL ORDER FOR KEANE AT 33/1

LIKE Pep Guardiola, Frank Lampard is blessed with regular advice on elite-level tactics from phone-in geniuses not fit to reach their own bootlaces let alone tie his. But Plan A for Everton’s trip to Leicester (2pm) is so simple any idiot might spot it and I spotted it.

The Foxes can’t defend set-pieces and can’t fix it. They’ve tried zonal, they’ve tried man-to-man, they’ve tried whale music and an outdoor-fresh fabric softener. Nothing seems to work.

They were at it again at Roma.

Brendan Rodgers helpfully explained afterwards that it turns out he just hasn’t got enough tall players to mark everyone.

Not enough tall players, Frank!

Punt Michael Keane (right) ‘first scorer’ each-way at 33/1 (Bet365).