It’s all smoke and mirrors

I’ve been in Paris doing shows in this bar, the most Parisian bar in the world.

The city was as glorious as ever but one incident troubled me. A woman on the pavement blew smoke that drifted straight into my face. I didn’t mind, but she apologised!

What’s happened to Paris? She’s supposed to give a superior shrug and blow some more. Can we trust nothing any more?

Emmanuel Macron needs to sort this out.