SPECIAL PLEASURE

“WE won three titles at Manchester United… unfortunately, the last three titles of the club.”

Jose Mourinho (above).

Still can’t make up my mind what is the best part of this quote.

The fact that he is still counting the Community Shield as a title?

Or the spectacularly insincere “unfortunately” bit?

As if he is not absolutely delighted they have won nothing since he left five years ago.

He has a point, though.