Quotes of the week

I actually do like Peppa Pig; I watch it a lot. Peppa Pig is the greatest British import of this decade

Director Quentin Tarantino, best known for

his violent movies Some people are too lazy to work out black women don’t all look alike Loose Women presenter Charlene White

reveals she was mistaken

for co-star Brenda Edwards five times in one day

This is a very good week for the Labour Party

Keir Starmer states the

obvious

I have not lost a sleepless night

over it

Angela Rayner on Beergate as she and Keir are cleared of any

wrong doing Yeah it was my birthday. It’s sort of etched in my memory, you

know! Rebecca Humphries

reveals the fallout from

ex Seann Walsh’s kiss with Strictly’s Katya Jones as she publishes her memoirs.

It’s a bit of a downturn but fingers crossed!

Kate Garraway admits

she’s trying to remain positive after husband Derek Draper is back in hospital amid his ongoing

battle with long Covid.

We will deliver more trust, less crime and high standards for London and beyond as we together renew the uniquely British invention of ‘policing by consent’

New Met Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley takes on

the top cop role. I don’t know how they wanted to get undressed, above or below the waist. But I think it would be a disgusting sight in any case

Putin says Western leaders are too out of shape to pose shirtless.