Boris is awful with names...

This does seem to be the end of Boris Johnson. But give him credit, he kept lying to the end.

“I have over a hundred names,” he said. “It may look like 58, but in Roman numerals that is well over a hundred.

“In any case, I only came back from holiday because I forgot my suntan lotion.

“In fact I had over 400 names so I would have won, but the cleaner put them in the bin.

“However I do have the numbers to become King of Siam on Wednesday. And Olympic Pole Vault champ by this afternoon.”