Internet nutters blame jihad killers on Jews

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them? I SUPPOSE you know Princess Diana was murdered by MI5 on the orders of Prince Philip.

And the 9/11 attacks on the Twin Towers were masterminded by the US government as a pretext for invading Iraq. (Or was it Afghanistan? I forget now.) You must be aware the Apollo moon landing was faked and filmed in the Nevada desert and Lee Harvey Oswald was not a lone gunman who shot President Kennedy for reasons unknown. Plus, a secret society called The Illuminati are attempting to rule the world and aliens who crashed in Roswell, New Mexico, are held at Area 51 in Nevada.

Conspiracy theories... don’t you just love them? Here’s a new one: Islamist terrorists weren’t responsible for the atrocities in France.

In reality, the attacks were executed by Israel’s secret service Mossad to “demonise” Muslims and scupper French moves to strengthen diplomatic links with the operating the camera because it didn’t look sufficiently convincing. Obviously Obviously, other Mossad agents later

killed four of their brethren at IF there was a a kosher supermarket – satirical k knowing Isis or al- Qaeda magazine in this w would get the blame. country like Charlie That’s how cunning and Hebdo which devious these Jews are, you attacked and se see. One loopy woman posted mocked Islam, online: “This has made me Judaism and every think.h It definitely needs other religion, lo looking into.” don’t you think its No it doesn’t, you daft bat. editor would be Al-Qaeda has since claimed prosecuted and the fu full responsibility and as far as mag banned for IkI know they don’t usually own committing “hate up to atrocities that were crimes”? no nothing to do with them.

But I guess it’s always po possible al-Qaeda’s statement is a hoax – and they’ve been infiltrated by Mossad agents.

The lunatics babbling away on the internet haven’t thought of that one yet. Given time, I’m sure they will. Palestinians. It must be true. Because it’s all over the internet.

One website provides “proof” the masked gunmen who slaughtered the staff of the magazine Charlie Hebdo were e actually Israeli agents.

How so? Because graphicc footage of a French policemann being shot in the head at pointblank range after the raid was tampered with, it is claimed.

We see a puff of dust as one e shot from a Kalashnikov hits s the pavement – but there’s not a drop of blood in sight.

In reality – as the film then demonstrates – his head would have burst like a watermelon.

Now maybe the innocent Frenchman who filmed the shooting and then put it online decided the gruesome segment showing that poor man’s head exploding was simply too horrific to be shared with the world.

So he deleted it there and then. No, no, no. It was “censored” by a Mossad agent