Adam Postans
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PHILLIP Schofield mouthing the word “vibrators” on This Morning’s consumer review. PIERS Morgan losing the plot, adopting a Long John Silver voice and threatening “to pirate Andi Peters” as he sailed down the Thames with Good Morning Britain’s £250,000 competition prize. THE Chase contestant answering “What caused the cancellation of six Wimbledon championships in the 1940s?” with: “Food poisoning.” (Either he’s wrong and it was the Second World War, or the All-England Club had the dodgiest caterers.) AND a Britain’s Got More Talent caller asking David Walliams: “Is your book Gangsta Granny based on Amanda Holden?” Which was rude, unfair and completely out of order. She’s not a gangsta. GMB’S Piers Morgan on a foods: report into full-fat everybody. “Here’s my tip for a bit Eat a bit less, eat a little bit, healthier, work out and you don’t drink as much Note the will lose weight.” time and date, 6.14am, The Monday, May 23. moment irony ate itself.