FANTASTICALLY INEPT, DAVE

REMEMBER the trouble David Cameron got into when overheard telling the Queen some “fantasticallylly corrupt countries”” like Nigeria and Afghanistan anistan were coming to this his month’s anti-corruption uption summit in London?n? It gets worse. Turns out the PM didn’t send the invites. “The Gover Government wasn’t responsibleresponsib for the guest list,” Cabinet OOffice minister Matt Hancock aadmits. Blimey. AnAny Tom, Dick or Mata Hari could have been there.th