Beware the P45, Dave

YOU really do spoil us, Dave – General Election last year, referendum this.

And now we might have another General Election to look forward to in October.

Our only teensy-weensy reservation is that with all this democracy, the PM might be giving us too much of a good thing.

You see, Prime Minister, most of us just want to get on with our lives while the politicians we pay get on with their jobs.

But now he tells us the public company in which we are all shareholders will go into liquidation if we choose Brexit.

This referendum is a dangerous distraction accompanied by a political campaign of staggering incompetence.

The shareholders cannot believe a word the management says.

So an October election is welcome for one thing only – the joy we will take in handing out the P45s.