Points to ponder

Sales of Durex condoms and Nurofen pills have both soared since lockdown eased as people return to bonking and boozing. Best to be ready for a banging headache.

Teetotallers can also enjoy a big night out, in Britain’s first dedicated water bar. The Craig Inn near Macclesfield sells bottles of some of the world’s finest H20, and local stuff on tap. A Bristol cafe owner says the full English breakfast is dying out after he was forced to adapt his greasy spoon to cater for healthier appetites.

Who’s frying now?