Nudists offer hard- on tips

HORNY male nudists are being given advice on what to do if they get a STIFFY – bury their erect todgers in the sand.

British Naturism is trying to recruit new members but many are afraid to join up in case they get a boner.

The rules state that walking around a nudist camp or beach with an hard- on is not allowed.

But if it happens new members are advised to wrap a towel around themselves – or lie face down on the sand.

The group’s website advises first- time nudists: “In terms of your concerns about erections, you are not the first to be worried about this.

“It is perfectly natural for your body to react in ways that you have no control over.

“But if when you are naked and feel that you may be getting aroused then you just need to make an effort to cover it up – you can wrap a towel around yourself or roll on your front.”

Young British Naturists is trying to recruit under 30s after a fall in numbers.