FREE LOVE …ANYONE!
As world’s most optimistic hippy heads for Glastonbury…
AN AGEING hippie is offering to have sex with ANYONE who wants it at this week’s Glastonbury Festival.
Sol Moonbeam says that he will “happily” provide FREE LOVE during the week- long gathering, promising: “I’m not fussy – and I’m ready to share.”
Bandana- wearing Sol, 63, from Birmingham, West Mids, has been going to the music festival since it began back in 1970 – but admits in all that time he’s NEVER been laid.
Sol confessed: “Yeah, doodlebug, it’s true, man. The gaze of the sex gods has somehow never fallen upon me.
“But you know, that’s OK, man. That’s OK. I have music in my soul and love in my heart.
“Physical l ove is just around the corner. I can even hear her comin’.”
Now in its 42nd year, the festival opens its gates at Worthy Farm in Glastonbury, Somerset, on Wednesday morning.
Headline acts on the main Pyramid Stage this year are the Rolling Stones, Arctic Monkeys and Mumford & Sons.
Movement
The original event – at the time called the Pilton Festival – was heavily influenced by hippie ethics and the free festival movement.
But since then it has grown massively and now attracts around 150,000 revellers for the three- day music weekend, starting on Friday.
Sol – who runs a head shop selling all sorts of hippie paraphernalia in his home – added: “I’ll be wandering around the stages offering my special love to anyone there who wants it.”
But Niamh Rowe, singer with newcomer band The Sundowners, who play on the BBC Introducing stage on Friday afternoon, said: “Is he joking? I’d rather sleep with a dead sheep.”