THURSDAY

9pm, Comedy Central, The Faculty A HIGH school is invaded by alien body snatchers who, rather cleverly in my view, make the girls’ locker room their first port of call.

12.25am, Sky Greats, National Lampoon’s Animal House PLENTY of frot material here with Mary Louise Weller ( above) kicking things off at 39 mins.

1.50am, Sky Sci- Fi/ Horror, The Final Conflict: Omen III DAMIEN is all grown up and working as a US ambassador to England. But never mind that – boobs at 1hr 28mins!