Brits ready to do battle with evil Kate spies

THE skies over London are no strangers to aerial battles.

Two generations ago, the RAF fought off Hitler’s Luftwaffe in a grim struggle for this nation’s very survival.

Now our capital faces another battle in the skies.

And once again it is a battle between British decency and slavering foreign barbarism.

Overseas media barons want pictures of Princess Kate in her maternity hospital – and they’re even willing to pay for snaps taken by sneaky spy aircraft.

Thankfully, just like in 1940, Our Boys are ready and waiting. The bandits will be shot, blazing, from the skies.

It is a fine thing to see that, whether defending the fabric of the nation or the dignity of a princess, our armed forces are up to the job.

Prince William will be proud to one day lead them as our King.