The great pros of our nation

THE British prostitute is an institution of which we should be justly proud.

Clean, honest and discreet, our working girls are a national treasure whose integrity shames those of lesser nations.

How splendid that when faced with a surge of foreign competition, our hookers do not sink to the grubby level of a price war.

Our story on page nine reveals how a working girl called Stacey has raised her game and keeps the punters coming.

It’s innovation like this which lit the flames of the Industrial Revolution and won us a mighty Empire.