PROBABLY THE BEST SHOP IN THE WORLD!
Punters flock to meet Emma and Jessica at new store
WHAT other store can you go shopping in where the assistants are two stunning TOPLESS babes? Lucky punters who popped in to the
Sunday Sport Shop yesterday were able to feast their eyes on the bared delights of sexy Emma Green and Jessica Jane!
Brunette Emma, 25, and blonde Jessica, 20, were on hand in the Manchester outlet to greet Sunday Sport readers who love their newspaper – but also like a little bit more!
Reader Desmond King said: “I just thought I’d pop in for a browse to see what I could get my hands on and got quite a nice surprise, to be honest. The last thing I expected to find was two lovely ladies to greet me. And I certainly wouldn’t have expected them to be topless, too!”
Pal Pepe, a Batman fan, agreed, saying: “I’m a huge Sunday Sport fan but I never thought I’d ever get to meet any of the stunnas in the flesh. Jessica and Emma were amazing. I’ll definitely be coming back to the Sunday Sport store – I might even make it my ‘ big shop’ shop!”
The Sunday Sport shop is a revolution in adult retail. Whether it’s the latest boffin- designed Rabbit vibrator or some kinky handcuffs to help her Fifty Shades
of Grey fantasies, you’ll find them all there. What’s more, you get TEN PER CENT OFF thousands of adult goods when you take a copy of this newspaper with you.
That’s right – to reward our loyal readers we’re giving you 10% off EVERYTHING IN THE SHOP.
The 10% discount is available for the next seven days on production of this paper, so get along to 54 Oldham Street, Manchester – just off Piccadilly Gardens in the city centre – and check out the shop that’s revolutionising the world of retail.
Or put the postcode M4 1LE into your sat nav and let your car steer you there.