GEMMA AND MIKE PLAY WAR IN THE BUSHES

Morgan says… ALONG with uttering the obscene phrase “going forward”, one of the more ghastly aspects of modern commercial life is the “team building” exercise.

This will often take the form of a paintballing day or other such absurdity which some middle-management tosspot called Gavin will take far too seriously.

In this case, it appears that Gemma has become overcome by the occasion and is using her toy Sten gun to order Mike into sexual submission.

This is fraught with danger. Not only is it blatant sexual harassment, it may awaken dark desires in the previously-repressed psychopath. Take care!

I got you – come on out with your hands up and your dick out! Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t shoot you right now! Er… because that gun is only a fake? No backchat, soldier! Now give me 50… at the double!