CAPTION CONTEST

WE’D like to propose a toast to each of this week’s Caption Contest entries!

But only one can be the cork- popping winner and this week it’s I Kilday, from Bolton, with: “Bucks jizz!”

A cheque for £ 50 will be on its way to Mr Kilday soon, but lots of others are worth a mention too.

Andy Berry, Welton: “Dave, for once, can’t you just forget that you’re a F1 racing driver?”

John Burman, Canning Town: “Blimey, with all that head on the champers, I hope you can match it in the bedroom tonight.”

Bob Frost, Chesterfield: “You made a mess of popping the question, now you’re making a mess of popping the cork.”

Richard Webber, Bristol: “Couldn’t you have held that Brut in reserve a little longer.”

John Deane, Penzance: “Ouch! She’s married a right champagne Charlie!”

AR Hall, Porthcawl: “Quick, get your mouth round this so you’ll know what to expect later on.”

S Deakin, Coventry: “You arsehole, you’re supposed to blow your cork after, not before.”

D Eyre, Ilkeston: “Talk about premature ejaculation. Hope it’s not like that tonight.”

Pat Lynch, Kilburn: “Are you sure it’s the bottle you’re holding, dear?”

Now it’s YOUR turn to see if you can win a cool £ 50 with your bare wit.

Just come up with a caption for the pic on the left, fill in the coupon and send it to our HQ: Caption Contest, Sunday Sport, Floor 3, Maclaren House, Lancastrian Office Centre, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester, M32 0FP.

Entries must be with us by Friday.

Best of luck, folks!