FIND THE CHELSEA FLOWER SHOW SHITTER!
Fury as anti-plant hooligan plops yards from the Queen
A HUGE ‘ poodunnit’ probe is under way after a lout with loose bowels was seen CRAPPING on prize- winning plants at last week’s Chelsea Flower Show.
Incriminating photos have captured the mucky mischief- maker crimping off a turd TWICE during a special press day attended by the Queen.
One of images features the bloke – dressed in a casual plaid shirt – plopping on a floral display that was admired by Her Majesty at close quarters just hours earlier.
Another shows him squatting and laying a cable in shrubbery a few yards behind unsuspecting Good Morning Britain co- host, Susanna Reid, 43.
Last night it was unclear whether the mystery sh* tter is some kind of anti- plant vandal with a vendetta against greenery or merely a man who was caught short.
However, organisers of the Royal Horticultural Society ( RHS) event have now launched an investigation to try and find the cheeky crapper.
The Queen’s security chiefs are also demanding answers to how this man was able to poo so close to the 88- year- old monarch.
A Royal source told Sunday Sport: “It’s unacceptable that on the day Queen Elizabeth II visits, an individual with such flagrant disregard for decorum is able to wander around, defecating willy- nilly.
“Having a dicky tummy or loose bowels is no excuse for such repugnant behaviour. Public toilets are located less than a minute’s walk from where he did his filthy business.
“We’re disappointed with the show’s organisers. The thought of the Queen’s delicate nostrils being offended by one of this man’s foul deposits just doesn’t bear thinking about.”
The annual Chelsea Flower Show features displays designed by Britain’s top gardeners, including TV’s Alan Titchmarsh.
Held at the Royal Hospital Chelsea from Tuesday to Saturday, this year’s event attracted celebs such as model Jerry Hall, 57, and Sherlock actor Benedict Cumberbatch, 37.