Dear Krystal,

Krystal says… I’D keep it a secret if I were you. And make sure your landscaping lover has enough fertiliser for just you and your randy

next door neighbour!

I AM a housewife in my late 30s who has been happily married for 12 years. But recently I started to fantasise about a gardener who works next door, once a fortnight.

He’s a good looking lad of about 24 and he always mows next door’s lawn with his shirt off and tied around his waist.

Last week, I came back from the supermarket and I noticed the gardener had left his mower unattended on next door’s front lawn.

So I wandered over and had a peek through her window and there he was, going 10 to the dozen while giving her one from behind – and she was loving it!

My fanny moistened immediatley and I was so turned on I had an urge to f*** him too.

So I went round the back of her house and let myself in through the kitchen door and found them in the lounge.

Soon I was slurping on his tool as he took it in turns to ram it into my gob, then into her gaping fanny. Then he bent me over and dicked me from the rear as my neighbour licked my pussy. It was great and we’ve got another session booked for next week, when the gardener is due back. Should I tell my best friend, who lives at the bottom of the street?

WS, Yorks Dear Krystal, THIS is probably a different sort of letter than the ones you normally get in your postbag.

But I felt I had to write anyway, and ask your advice.

I was just wondering about the legalities of claiming benefits while earning money being a rent boy.

When I’m out and about, I get approached all the time off other guys – even my taxi driver last weekend offered me £ 50 to give him a quick nosh.

I currently claim the following: Income Support Disability Living Allowance Mobility Sickness Housing Benefit Council Tax Benefit Tax credits

This totals around £ 1,450 a month.

I’m worried if I started to make regular money from selling my arse, do you think my entitlment be affected in any sort of way?

Keith via email Krystal says… GET grafting and stop claiming!