CAPTION CONTEST
YOU really caused a SPLASH with your entries for last week’s Caption Contest, folks.
But only one can be champ – this time it’s Andy Berry, of Welton, with: “I’m only taking Tom Daley’s advice. He said, ‘ Open your legs wide, clench your buttocks and a deep breath…”
A cheque for £ 50 will be on its way to Andy soon. But lots of others gave us a good giggle.
Steve Sheppard, of Doncaster: “I think that diving board needs slackening off a tad.”
Gerry Exall, from Weston- super- Mare said: “F*** me! The bog seat’s been bleached again.”
A R Hall, Porthcawl: “Indecisive diver Fu- kin Wan- ka couldn’t decide whether to take a dump or a dive first, so he did both at the same time.”
Tommy Coleman, of Newton- le- Willows sent us: “Which sick bastard put super- glue on my hands? I really need to scratch my nose!”
Michael Degnan, of Bishop Auckland tried: “Tom Daley’s let himself go a bit.”
Phil Chater, from Stourbridge: “Off the 10- metre board, Tom Daley prepares to experience a ring stinger… for the second time today.”
Jerry Royer, from East Ham: “I shouldn’t have had that curry last night. Looks like I’ll shit my pants in the water.”
Now it’s YOUR turn to see if you can win a cool £ 50 with your wit.
Just come up with a caption for the pic on the left, fill in the coupon below and send it to our HQ: Caption Contest, c/ o Sunday Sport, Floor 3, Maclaren House, Lancastrian Office Centre, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester M32 0FP.
Entries must be with us by Friday. Best of luck!