BRAZIL HOOKERS USE ZOMBIE FROG POISON TO ROB PUNTERS
Chilling warning for randy England fans
WHEN you’ve just shot your mess up a longlimbed vice girl in a steamy foreign fleshpot, a cool, refreshing drink is often the first thing you think of.
But if you’re an England fan planning on porking prozzies in Brazil this summer, DON’T take any drinks offered to you!
Because the rim of any glass you are handed will almost certainly be smeared with a psychoactive drug from the feared ZOMBIE FROG.
The drug leaves victims like the walking dead for several hours. When they come round, it’s often minus their valuables.
The skin mucus of the Amazonian zombie frog has been used for generations by tribes of Amazon savages in their various pagan rituals.
Rainforest women travelling to the cities to earn money as hookers soon found that a few drops left punters helpless.
And the best way they found to administer the drug was to smear it on the rims of glasses of post-coital cocktails.
The crafty whores are then free to rob their customers blind before sending them bewildered into the night.
Minges
A source in the Brazil National Police said: “It is true that these girls from the forest know all manner of near- witchcraft ways.
“The poison of the zombie frog is ideal because it leaves victims helpless and vulnerable – but still able to walk.”
A Foreign Office source admitted he “was not yet aware” of the specific threat from zombie frog toxins.
Hookers have a long and dubious tradition of using knockout- style drugs to rob unwary football fans.
Prior to the last World Cup in South Africa in 2010, authorities warned whores were using strong sedative gel smeared on their breasts.
And last year Sunday Sport reported that six men had died in Nigerian after sucking on the poisoned minges of local floozies.