CAPTION CONTEST

YOU really had the bit between your TEETH for last week’s Caption Contest, folks.

In fact, your efforts were so jaw- droppingly good, they left us GOBSMACKED!

But only one can be the BREAST and this week it’s S Dennis, from Plymouth, who wrote: “Fangs for the mammaries.”

Congratulations, Mr Dennis, a cheque for £ 50 will be with you in the next few weeks, but lots of others made us chuckle, too.

Gerald Hinson from Colchester: “Is this what they class as oral in China?”

Andy Berry, Welton: “Who needs an anesthetic when you get a service like this?”

Kev Foster, Wigton: “It looks like I’m not the only one who’s had some work done on the NHS.”

Alex Dutton, Rhyl: “After this, they’ve promised to open wide so I can give them both a good filling.”

Marie Gallen from Worcester: “You don’t even get pillows with the NHS.”

Steve Sheppard, Doncaster: “This ain’t what I meant when I said I wanted double penetration.”

Tommy Coleman, Newton- le- Willows: “How the f*** did you get a seven- inch sex toy stuck so far down your throat?”

Now it’s YOUR turn to see if you can win a cool £ 50 with your wit.

Just come up with a caption for the pic on the left, fill in the coupon and send it to our brand new HQ: Caption Contest, C/ O Sunday Sport, Floor 3, Maclaren House, Lancastrian Office Centre, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester, M32 0FP.

Entries must be with us by Friday.

Best of luck, folks!