MP PAID HOOKER TO POUR BEEF GRAVY ON HIS PRIVATES

A LEADING lawmaker paid a hooker £ 500 to pour GRAVY over his BALLBAG – and then lick it off as he recited his eight times table.

The senior MP – a household name – spontaneously ejaculated a salty stream of bollock bile when he reached the point “seven eights are 56”.

Tha’s the claim made by Mayfair- based call girl Annabelle Watson, who recently hung up her sex tackle and is writing a tell- all book about her 10 years satisfying the kinky whims of the great and the good.

Annabelle, 33, says a “large number” of MPs, Lords and senior civil servants were among her clients.

And she said that the stereotype of posh Tories being the kinkiest was DEAD RIGHT.

She said: “Don’t get me wrong. I had a lot of Labour lads come through my door. But, like most socialists, they were dull- witted unimaginative halfwits.

“The Tories, though, were different. Much more exciting. My favourite was the MP who liked me to beef pour gravy – which I let cool to room temperature – over his scrotum and them lick it off as he did his times tables.

“It must have been a throwback to his public school days, I reckon. GRAVY TRAIN: Westminster

yesterday CONFESSIONS: Former call girl Annabelle spent 10 years pleasuring ‘ the

great and the good’

“Takes all sorts, I suppose and it was easy money for me. £ 500, I think I charged him. He was always a perfect gent afterwards and brought me House of Commons mints at Christmas.”

Last night at the High Court, Sunday Sport was BANNED from naming the MP alleged to have had gravy lapped off his ballbag by Annabelle – despite our appeal under the freedom of expression clause of the Human Rights Act.