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No ‘tart’ sex with wife drives me to hookers!

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BUT… me off – or £ 50 for full sex. One time she even let me shaft her right up the arse for £ 100. She always gave me the cash back!

It was such a thrill peeling off her slutty clothes and then treating her rough as I shagged her all over the bedroom.

Occasional­ly, in stead of taking her home, I’d take her up a back alley on the industrial estate, push up her skirt and f** k her against the wall, which always made her squeal with delight.

These days, alas, the sex has become very routine and infrequent.

So recently I started to get my kicks from shagging street hookers for real. I try to recreate the adult fun I used to have with the missus and using prozzies certainly relieves my sexual frustratio­ns.

My only worry is that technicall­y I’m cheating on my wife, who in every other respect I’m still happy to be with. Should I stop having sex with other women?

OK… now we’ve got your kecks back on, I just need to keep you propped up

with my meaty pole! Do you have a sex problem? EMAIL: agony@ sundayspor­t. co. uk OR MAIL TO: Agony, Sunday Sport, MacLaren House, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester M32 0FP

EM, Surrey I PULLED a cracking bit of skirt the other night at a mate’s 30th birthday party.

She was about 25, with long blonde hair, and her hot bod looked awesome in a skin- tight red dress.

We chatted at the bar for a while and after a couple of shots and glasses of fizz she said she was up for a night of shagging at her place!

In the back of the taxi, she was talking dirty to me and groping my cock through the thin material of my strides.

So by the time we got to her flat, we were both ready for it.

She lived with a friend – who was still sat up in the lounge, watching telly.

But my girl told me not to bother, as she threw me down on a couch, stripped off and got down on her hands and knees to give me a blowjob.

I didn’t give a shit about the audience, and leaned back to enjoy the gobble – as her brunette mate watched us at it, while pulling her dressing gown open and rubbing her knickerles­s pussy.

After almost shooting my load twice, I gave her a clit a good licking before I bent her over the settee and banged her hard from behind until she was screaming with delight.

Meanwhile her flatmate was sat ramming three fingers into her dripping hole while enjoying the floor show.

After I finally climaxed all over the blonde’s arse I got dressed and got a taxi home in the early hours.

Now I can’t help thinking about a threesome with the pair of them. Is this normal?

WP, South Yorks YES – you are still feeling unfulfille­d sexually because you didn’t get to dip your wick in the brunette.

 ??  ?? NOT if using hookers helps to keep your marriage together. If your wife has a low sex drive, another thing you could perhaps look into is her having some sex therapy.
Sometimes talking about these things – and discussing the incredible nookie you used...
NOT if using hookers helps to keep your marriage together. If your wife has a low sex drive, another thing you could perhaps look into is her having some sex therapy. Sometimes talking about these things – and discussing the incredible nookie you used...
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This is why so many of them suck off the stripper on their hen night – or thrutch with an old flame before their Big Day.
But having sex with the chauffeur of bridal limousine is...
BRIDES are often keen to have “one last fling” before getting married. This is why so many of them suck off the stripper on their hen night – or thrutch with an old flame before their Big Day. But having sex with the chauffeur of bridal limousine is...
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