CLARKSON HAS FANS GUSHING!

DROOLING female Jeremy Clarkson fans have got a job for the suspended Top Gear host – to be their full- time SEX OBJECT!

The gruff telly presenter is fighting for his role at the Beeb having been temporarily removed following a “fracas” with a producer. But Jezza could easily fill his spare time knobbing all the lusty beauties who are desperate to jump his bones!

The 54- year- old ( left) has an unlikely, and vociferous, support club online.

Female fans log on to a forum at the Proboards. com website and contribute to a thread named Jezza Smut.

There you’ll find dozens of pages filled with X- rated fantasies involving the pot- bellied petrolhead – most of them far too sexually explicit to print in a family newspaper.

One frothing lady gushes after a frantic masturbation session: “I have placed both hands on his rather perfect buttocks in cyber space… I won’t tell you what else I’ve done but the screen needs cleaning.”

There’s also repeated mentions of Clarkson’s “bulge” – meaning his COCK.

Crotch

One rampant admirer shrieks: “A Jezza crotch shot? It’s those tight

denims again.”

Another adds: “He can use his big stick on me any time he wants.”

The babes also fantasise about Jeremy reading their fan fiction – erotic stories featuring Jezza, along with co- stars Richard Hammond and James May, in very compromising positions.

The grot writer giggles: “He hasn’t got to the sex bits yet. Look at all that blue. I am having to hold on to the desk to stay upright.”

Jeremy has been married to wife Frances for 20 years but they are thought to have separated three years ago and are now living apart.