Highland nudist ‘ tossed his caber’
A NAKED oddball nicked for masturbating in the Scottish Highlands said he was simply rubbing lotion into his genitals to stop MIDGES biting his bellend.
Nude activist Longton Kinsey- Foulkes was spotted striding across the heather – stark naked – in the Mamore Forest area near Fort William.
A group of hikers complained he was “clearly masturbating, quite vigorously” in the direction of Ben Nevis.
When questioned by cops, the 59- year- old admitted being naked but denied that he had been masturbating.
He explained that he was applying Avon Skin So Soft – well- known among outdoor folk to repel midges – to his parts.
Kinsey- Foulkes will appear in court on September 6. BUNNY boiler killer Sarah Williams turned lesbian while she was waiting to go on trial for murdering her love rival.
The psycho was jailed last week for shooting mother- of- two Sadie Hartley with a stun gun before stabbing her to death with an eight- inch carving knife.
She plotted the killing for 18 months and was convinced getting rid of 60- year- old Ms Hartley would win back ex- lover Ian Johnson.
Johnson and Williams met at Manchester’s indoor snow slope the Chill Factore and they started flirting. When the 35- year- old later turned up at his house in a miniskirt and high heels they became lovers.
But the 57- year- old former fireman later dumped Williams and moved in with Ms Hartley in Helsmworth, Lancashire.
Lovers
He never stopped swapping sex messages with his ex lover though, and she was sure that murdering Hartley would bring Johnson back, so she enlisted pal Katrina Walsh to help her kill the businesswoman.
Preston Crown Court heard Williams was obsessed with Johnson despite having a string of lovers, including a 76- yearold who paid her £ 1,300- a- month.
But while in prison on remand Williams decided to dabble in lesbianism.
Now jailtime lover Julia Martinsdale, 27, has revealed all about their intimate affair.
Julia, who was released halfway through her six month sentence for drugs offences, said: “She absolutely convinced me she was innocent.
“I fell for her lies hook, line and sinker.
“The way she told it she was caught up in some huge conspiracy and would be cleared the minute it came to trial. We’d even planned to celebrate at Nandos.”
But when she heard the chilling details about the murder Julia knew she had been lied to.
Describing how the brunette seduced her Julia said: “We bonded over how much we were missing sex. At first it was banter but MESSAGES: Ian Johnson slowly we started to talk seriously.
“She started touching me whenever we talked. It seemed innocent at first, just a brush of the arm or thigh. But soon she’d stroke my face or the small of my back.
Satisfy
“She did it when sex was brought up, like she was conditioning me to think about her touch whenever I thought about sex.
“After two weeks she said, ‘ I don’t think we need men to satisfy us. Do you?’
“Then she leaned in to kiss me. It was amazing. So soft. I’d never been with a woman before and she said it was her first time too. I was so HORROR: Julie ( main pic) romped in jail with Williams ( top), who with Walsh killed Sadie ( right)