40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN POPPED CHERRY IN TELLY BROTHEL!
HORNY Lionel Patrickson waited 40 years before he had sex with a woman for the first time as he was embarrassed at the size of his tiny penis.
And the shelf stacker says it wasn’t until he saw the hookers of Channel 4’ s A Very British Brothel that he felt comfortable enough to finally show his little willy to a woman.
The 41- year- old from Rotherham, South Yorks, says the fear of being humiliated by his little man- sausage has blighted his life.
But after watching the working girls on telly in the documentary in 2015 he finally plucked up the courage to lose his virginity.
He says he was treated incredibly well by the hooker at Sheffield’s City Sauna who featured in a second documentary last Wednesday.
Lionel said: “I have had huge intimacy problems all my life thanks to my small willy.
Flop
“It’s medical name is a micropenis and basically it’s only an inch and a half long when it’s up and ready for action When it’s on the flop you can barely even see it.
“It’s hard to find love when you’ve got a willy like a button mushroom.
“So instead of exposing myself to humiliation and heartache I avoided sex and women.
“I tried to fill the void by collecting vintage radios but even an ultra rare Bakelite Pye model from 1952 is no comparison to actual sex.
“When I saw the girls from City Sauna on a Channel 4 documentary in 2015 I had a sex epiphany.
“They all seemed so nice and friendly on the show that I thought it would be the perfect place to have sex for the first time.”
So Lionel drove 10 miles into nearby Sheffield for an appointment with a 31- year- old working girl called Jo. TINY TODGER: Lionel’s small willy worried him but a working girl at City Sauna soon sorted him out BUSTY: One of the girls featured in the show
He said: “She was lovely. I told everything to her beforehand.
“When I took my pants down I was still expecting her to laugh at me but she just gently started to caress me.
“Hers was the first ever hand to touch my penis. It felt amazing!
“She unrolled a condom and put it on me with her mouth. It felt so warm that I spuffed straight away.
“Thankfully I had paid for an hour and I was soon ready to go again.
“She put another condom on me but it kept slipping off so I had to hold it while she straddled me.
“Then I was inside her and she was riding me like porn star.
“After about five minutes I was ready to explode again, so she stopped and I took my condom off and jizzed all over her boobs.”
After his experience in the TV brothel Lionel has now found himself full of self- confidence and has even been on dates with women.
He said: “After I finally lost my cherry I felt like maybe I could get a girlfriend.
“I have been on dates but it hasn’t happened yet. But I have been back to City Sauna.
“Once a w eek. I love it there.” AS SEEN ON TV: Workers at Sheffield brothel