‘Give his balls a light tickle as you’re doing it – it’ll make your work so much easier…’

LAST week I spent one cold night sucking on dildos and learning whether to spit or swallow... at BLOWJOB school.

Not content with selling kinky underwear and sex toys, upscale outfitters Coco de Mer have decided to spread their seeds into giving out sex lessons as well.

Advertised as “one hour to mind blowing blowjobs” I was intrigued as to what Mistress Erica could teach me at the sex salon, held at their swanky Covent Garden Boutique in London.

“I’ve had one in the fanny, one in the bum, two in the mouth and one in each hand – you’ve got to listen to me,” Erica declared.

Priced at almost £ 100 for the hour, Erica promised to teach me how to suck a man off to completion and leave him with the best blowie he’d ever had.

First up, she taught me how to properly lube up the fella’s cock, using a huge dildo as my lucky bloke for the night.

“Warm, tight and wet, we want. Use spit rather than lube, and either sit up straight or stand up in front of him.”

Lips

Erica explained men love to see what’s going on and a clear view of a hot woman sucking his cock would help him come .

I sat on the floor and spat on the dildo, rubbing my saliva all around the rubber cock and making it nice and wet.

Previously, I always thought men loved a saucy fumble but Erica said: “Don’t make the foreplay before the blowjob too long.”

I listened intently as she told me to curl my lips around my teeth and begin to insert the tip of the dildo into my mouth.

A couple of minutes later, I was in full flow and started to see the differences in what Erica was telling me to do.

Bobbing my head up and down on the dildo, I heard Erica say: “Give his balls a light tickle as you’re doing it – it’ll make your work so much easier and men love it!

“Take your time Jane, remember go at a natural speed,” she told me KINKY BOUTIQUE: Swish and saucy Coco de Mer in London as I began to speed up my newfound sucking technique.

Using my hands, I improvised tickling a bloke’s balls with one hand as I used my other hand as an extension of my mouth, moving it up and down along the plastic shaft.

“That’s it Jane, perfect,” Erica encouraged me as I was nearing the end of the class and the completion of my blowjob.

Completion

My dildo obviously didn’t cum so I asked Erica what she thought about whether to ‘ spit or swallow’ when I practise on a lucky man.

“Swallowing is always best Jane, but if you don’t want to, let him cum on your tits. Blokes love that too.

“I’ll give you a cheeky extra tip – after he’s cum, keep going with your hand for a couple of minutes and he’ll be on cloud nine.”

An hour later, I had an extra spring in my step as I walked home and, thanks to Erica, I reckon the next blowjob I dish out will have the bloke coming back to me time and time again! PAST MASTER: Denise van Outen showed how it’s done