TRAMP CAGED FOR SEX WITH SEAGULL

CLASSIC OF THE WEEK!

AS Big Brother continues to limp along in the TV backwater that is Channel 5, it’s easy to forget the show was once the big news of the summer.

Aisleyne Horgan- Wallace rose to fame when she was selected as a contestant in the seventh series of the then Channel 4 TV series in 2006, entering the house on Day 12, and became known for her clashes with fellow contestants Nikki Grahame.

You remember Aisleyne and Nikki after 10 years. Can you remember last year’s contestants? No.

In tribute to Aisleyne’s cultural impact, here’s a picture of her clump. PERVY Keith Gregory was caught nuts- deep in a seagull’s bumhole after getting off his tits on the drug Spice.

The 56- year- old tramp, from Llandudno Junction, Wales, was spotted by CCTV operators with his trousers round his ankles near the town’s train station.

Police arrived at the scene to find GULL- DUGGERY: The town’s train station BUMMING BIRD: Mad Keith shagged a gull like this one him vigorously thrusting into a great black- backed gull.

The former accountant was arrested and later committed to a psychiatric hospital, where he is still being treated.

A police source said: “This fella’s been living rough in the town on and off for a few years.

“Everyone knows him as Mad Keith, but he’s usually harmless.

“He ended up on the streets after getting divorced, but someone gave him some Spice and he was totally off his tits.

“When Daffyd told me he’d seen him dipping his bellend into a seagull’s arse, I was almost physically sick.

“You would have to be tapped in the head to shag a seagull, even if you were on drugs.”