A public park is the place to fellate yourself

TAX ROW BABE TOPLESS

TUB- THUMPING Leftie actress Maxine Peake has had her knockers over the past week after it was revealed she has a company registered with a tax planning accountant.

Maxine, 42, who stars in the harrowing BBC drama Three Girls, is the sole director of Flat Cap Limited – registered with Creasey Alexander & Co, which boasts online of its tax planning expertise on its website.

The unashamed Corbynista is known to have strident views about taxation, so her use of a tax- efficient accountant has raised eyebrows.

There is no suggestion, however, that Maxine has done anything wrong. So, here’s a picture of her boobs from C4’ s Shameless, which Maxine starred in between 2004 and 2007. A PENSIONER who was caught trying to suck his own cock in a public park told a court he was simply practising YOGA!

Widower Frank Pence was seen with his tracksuit bottoms pulled down trying to perform the sex act on his own semi- erect penis.

His antics were reported to authorities by five separate people at the Manchester park ( that can’t be named for legal reasons) and he was arrested for outraging public decency.

City JPs heard the 74- year- old was found “surrounded” by empty bottles of Three Hammers – a robustly- alcoholic cider.

His solicitor, Don SUCKER: Pence was found guilty of sex act in park Hammond, said: “My client was practising yoga and his tracksuit bottoms came down. The idea he performed a practice known as autofellatio is fanciful. He’s on pills for his back.”

Pence denied charges but was found guilty.

The chairman of magistrates told Pence: “A public park is not the place to fellate yourself.”

He was fined £ 300 and ordered to sign the Sex Offenders’ Register.