SHITTILEAKS ‘Poogate’ dossier reveals fugitive Assange’s ‘depraved’ toilet acts
PARTY animal Porchia Watson says she once woke up NAKED next to another glamour model after a boozy night out.
The blonde bombshell, 25, claims she passed out in a hotel room with the sexy promotions girl – but the rest is all a blur!
The busty 32DD beauty, from Basildon, Essex, can’t guarantee anything naughty WIKILEAKS fugitive Julian Assange is driving his hosts in the Ecuadorian embassy POTTY – because he refuses to flush the TOILET!
Staff at the South American state’s London delegation are reportedly sick of their long- term lodger, and have leaked a shocking dossier about his intimate bathroom habits.
The inflammatory document said: “He happened – but says that secretly she hopes it DID!
She blushed: “In the morning we woke up naked and we couldn’t remember anything.
“When you wake up naked next to a hot girl, a bit of you hopes something naughty did actually happen!” never flushes. Ever. Every time he uses the toilet, someone has to go in after him and flush the damned thing.
“We’re talking both liquid AND solid waste here. He does, at least, wipe his own arse, but you get the sense he’s doing it grudgingly.
“He also gets his Coco Pops everywhere when he’s having breakfast. He’s depraved.”
A source close to embassy workers told Sunday Sport: “The Ambassador’s receptions are often interrupted by the faint smell of piss and shit coming from the bogs.” SICKENED: Staff have to flush after long- term lodger has paid a visit
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Assange claimed asylum in Ecuador’s Knightsbridge embassy in 2012, after a woman complained to police in Sweden that he had sexually assaulted her.
On Friday Swedish prosecutors announced they were dropping the case, leading to hopes that Assange may quit his bolthole. ASYLUM REEKER: Wikileaks founder Julian Assange hiding out at the Ecuador embassy