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W* nking sex pest ‘ misread signals’

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A SEX pest asked a woman for directions – then whipped out his penis and asked: “Would you like some sport?” while masturbati­ng furiously.

The driver, later identified as David Vaillancou­rt, 36, asked for directions to a local supermarke­t but during the discussion he started to wank in front of the victim.

He asked: “Would you like a bit of fun? Would you like some sport?”

Vaillancou­rt then drove off, but the woman was able to provide police with a descriptio­n of the car, and he was only three miles away when caught.

The pervert told cops he had been “trying to seduce” the victim but had “misread the signals”.

Vaillancou­rt pleaded guilty to indecent exposure in Brandon, Canada, and was fined £ 180. HERITAGE fans travelling to see Britain’s most famous radio telescope have been warned they may need to get through crowds of SEX PEOPLE!

Jodrell Bank, in Cheshire, is braced for a surge in visitors after being granted Grade 1 listed status.

But the lanes around the 125- foot dish are a mecca for DOGGERS.

Dogging legend Rachel Saris, from Gloucester­shire, recorded a visit to the spot on her website, Rachel Reveals.

She wrote: “We saw about half- adozen cars parked up in the lane around Jodrell Bank and it was obvious they were fellow doggers – why else would single men be sat in their cars in in the middle of the night?

“I opened the car door and spread my legs to show my pussy as a couple of cars pulled up alongside us.

“Then two guys got out of their vehicles and came to watch me diddle myself. And it didn’t take long before I had a fella at each end – getting SPIT- ROASTED.”

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